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Size matters, quantity too

What it boils down to is the capacity that suits you best and, in many cases, how many Dirtyman safes will keep your most valuable portable assets shielded from hackers, metal detectors, prying eyes, moisture corrosion, and fire.

Why is the decision to buy a DirtyMan so easy?

After working through fifteen product-abuse trials and six prototypes, The DirtyMan team discovered our customers never varied in their design needs. As a result, our combination of the highest-quality ABS plastic and stainless steel materials, housed in a space-maximizing, streamlined cylinder with the fewest possible moving parts, is the hallmark of our patented brand. Users agree that Dirtyman's appeal rests on its straightforward installation and application, which deliver versatility, durability, sustainability, affordability, and, of course, second-to-none concealment that no traditional safe can match.

All that’s left to decide is how big your DirtyMan must be and how many you need for your portable family and personal asset categories.

Here the the three options in our range:

Extra Large - Buy it now

Large - BUY IT NOW

Medium - Buy it now

satisfied Uncle Pete

I gave two of the Dirtyman to my Uncle Pete who is a die hard Survivalist. He thought the design was well thought out and replaced his other hidden stashes on his property. He has a new found respect for this Liberal Nephew and he appreciated that I thought of something that was practical and useful. We spend some time discussing survival tactics over a couple beers. Thanks

Swift delivery and good quality

Great Product for the Times we live in

Precious metals are an insurance policy for a predictable collapse of our currency. To safeguard my policy, I may have to bury my policy for people who are either are desperate or lack a moral compass. Can't think of a better product to secure that policy.

Absolutely Awesome!

This a fantastic product!!! Works great!!!

Great Quality

Arrived on time in very good packaging. All components were packaged and bagged properly. Very nice design. Well worth the cost for the piece of mind it gives us. I loved the way cost savings were made using a few off the shelf parts. The gasketing to keep moisture out was a good surprise.
I would buy another.

Size matters, quantity too