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Introducing The dirtyman safe: Crypto Edition

Designed for the crypto community, the DirtyMan Safe: Crypto Edition is smaller and more discrete vs our other safes. Keeping seed phrases, hardware wallets, and passwords secure in this all in one kit.

Complete with stainless-steel seed phrase plate, and etching pen
Compact, waterproof, and metal-detector resistant
Easy installation and set-up
$125
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hide, secure, and retrieve your valuables with ease.

Go underground for the ultimate safekeeping and concealment solution of portable assets in the US today

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Why does the Dirtyman brand—Dollar for Dollar—deliver more security value than any other safe?

It checks all the right boxes!

Traditional Safe Limitations: 

More Expensive | Uncomfortably Visible | Less Secure | Less Affordable

The dirtyman safe

✓ Affordability
✓ Hacker-Proof
✓ 10-year warranty
✓ Amazing capacity
✓ Instantly accessible
✓ Undetectable to prying eyes
✓ Completely fireproof when buried
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✓ 50+ years corrosion-resistant earth-friendly material
✓ Holds and protects your most valuable portable assets
✓ No locks, no keys & no professional installation required
✓ Discreet delivery in a package anyone can handle
✓ Stores between $300,000 and $1,000,000 in one-ounce gold coins
✓ A 5-star sustainability and recycling program
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DirtyMan Safe™ - How It Works

The DirtyMan Safe™ (Patented) innovative concept has disrupted the security industry like never before, providing unsurpassed peace of mind to thousands of customers. How? By delivering a sophisticated version of the olden-day pirates’ trusted go-to method for storing their treasure - Underground Burial. For the first time, anyone focused on protecting their most valuable portable assets can affordably access an environmentally friendly underground burial capsule constructed with the finest industrial-grade materials. We’ve selected abuse-tested ABS plastic compounds—rated for endurance of 50 years or more—and components guaranteed to be metal detector-resistant and waterproof. In addition, our recycling and sustainability program ensures that when you no longer need your capsule, it will never harm our planet. Take a moment to review this video to appreciate that receiving, deploying, and enjoying the many DirtyMan privacy benefits is as easy as saying your ABCs!

Who are DirtyMan’s most valued customers?

✓ Physical precious metal, watch, and jewel collectors
✓ Multiple-capsule buyers to cover diverse needs
✓ Sporting families storing licensed equipment
✓ Entrepreneurs protecting patents, codes, and data
✓ People who distrust above-ground safe visibility
✓ Anyone living naturally off-the-grid, preserving resources
✓ Baby boomers storing legacy assets outside trusts and wills
✓ Anyone who wants sustainability in their asset security
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Please don’t take our word for it - hear what our customers say about The DirtyMan Safe™

We have hundreds like this. See our reviews page for more glowing highlights.

"This smart investment has made our life peaceful. I would definitely recommend this safe to all business owners"

Sarah H.

Customer

"Ever since I got the Dirty Man Safe, I feel much more secure knowing that my important documents and sentimental items are safely tucked away underground. It's peace of mind for me now!"

Mark R.

Customer

"I travel frequently for work and having a secure storage solution for my valuables is essential. The best part about this amazing Safe is that it not only provides the security but also the convenience of easy access whenever I need it."

Alex B.

Customer

"I do get weary of traditional safes, knowing that they could easily become targets for thieves but this Safe offers a discreet alternative that keeps my valuables hidden and secure. It is definitely a great product."

Emily T.

Customer

"The Dirty Man Safe has given me the reassurance that even in the worst-case scenarios, our documents are protected underground. It's a smart investment for anyone who prioritizes preparedness."

Rachel D.

Customer

"Indeed, this product is a game-changer for anyone who values both safety and accessibility"

Jennifer K.

Customer

"Very Satisfied! Have already recommended dirtymansafe to serveral friends. Well done dirtymansafe!"

Cynthia P.

Customer

"Arrived quickly, good design, very solid, comes with everything you need. I am happy with it"

Kenneth D.

Customer

"Excellent product! Well constructed. Looking forward to putting it to use shortly for safe storage of bullion. Thank you."

Elizabeth M.

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How to Choose the Most Secure Home Safe: Everything Residential Safe Buyers Must Know

How to Choose the Most Secure Home Safe: Everything Residential Safe Buyers Must Know
“The residential safe marketplace is far more complex than most buyers of a residential safe realize. What appears at first to be a simple decision—pick a price point and prevent theft—quickly expands into a multilayered landscape shaped by diverse needs, risk profiles, and personal preferences. Beyond basic security, consumers must weigh factors such as environmental protection, fire ratings, concealment strategies, construction materials, ergonomics, smart-technology integration, luxury enhancements, and even aesthetic or status considerations. In short, choosing the right safe becomes confusing even for experienced homeowners.  Each leading brand differentiates itself with a distinct value proposition, often tailored to specific demographic segments and use cases. This white paper brings clarity to that complexity by delivering a comprehensive, evidence-driven overview of every user pain point and best residential safe solutions—empowering customers across all income levels, lifestyles, and security needs to make a confident, well-informed choice before committing to a purchase.”

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How to Self-Custody Your Bitcoin Wallet and Seed Phrase: A Step-by-Step Guide
Bitcoin / burial / crypto / fireproof safe / underground

How to Self-Custody Your Bitcoin Wallet and Seed Phrase: A Step-by-Step Guide
This guide walks you through how to safely self-custody your Bitcoin wallet and seed phrase, emphasizing the importance of protecting your private keys from theft, hacking, and natural disasters. 

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10 Features of a Fire-, Water-, and Impact-Resistant Safe and why a Patented Underground Burial Safe is the natural choice for capturing all three.
burial / fireproof safe / underground

10 Features of a Fire-, Water-, and Impact-Resistant Safe and why a Patented Underground Burial Safe is the natural choice for capturing all three.
Only fire- and high-impact-resistant safes with impenetrable water sealing can protect your valuables with the success families deserve and expect. This article focuses on these crucial features and achieving peace of mind through all three benefits with a patented underground burial cylinder that meets every industry-regulated standard and offers unsurpassed concealment.

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How to Securely Store Silver, Gold Coins, and Bills: A Comprehensive Guide
burial / underground

How to Securely Store Silver, Gold Coins, and Bills: A Comprehensive Guide
To securely store silver, gold coins, and cash, diversify storage locations between home, underground safes, and offsite vaults. At home, use fireproof, waterproof safes and control humidity to protect items from environmental damage. Underground burial safes offer discreet, long-term storage options.

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2 important questions

If you have more, please visit the faq page. we love it when you engage!

1. What are the three primary benefits that make the DirtyMan Safe stand out compared to above-ground safes?

  • It’s undetectable to prying eyes
  • No locks, no keys & no professional installation required
  • It’s constructed from 50-year corrosion-resistant earth-friendly material

2. How secure are my vital paper documents, valuables, and computer memory devices if I leave them in place for an extended period?

  • Dirty Man is entirely waterproof, fire-resistant, and electronically undetectable. The silica packets we provide help to remove most of the moisture from the capsule. Good-quality paper, minerals, and metals stored in the underground conditions we recommend in our instructions should remain in great shape even if undisturbed over a lifetime.
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