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Traditional safes' most claimed benefit is that they are virtually impossible for criminals to crack.

Dirtyman is undetectable, so they can't even try. And that's only one of many features!

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AFFORDABILITY | CONVENIENCE | PEACE OF MIND | CONFIDENTIALITY | SUSTAINABILITY

Our Vision

To convert the largely mythical notion of olden-day pirates burying their treasure for concealment into a modern-day, practical model that resolves the most crucial asset protection pain points better than any traditional safe.

How we achieved it

By creating a unique Dirtyman experience for our customers, supported by a brand patent that delivers a combination of compelling, uncopyable features. As a result, our brand is the first underground system to outmatch even the most respected free-standing, wall-constructed, and in-floor traditional safes in every crucial department. For example, our high-capacity ABS plastic and stainless steel cylinder is invisible, incorruptible, unhackable, environmentally sustainable, and significantly more affordable. In addition, anyone can install it, change locations as often as they like, and insert or extract cylinder contents as easily as saying their ABCs. In short, we've turned myth into reality, enabling you to safely store thousands of dollars' worth of gold, silver, jewelry, Bitcoin codes, tech data, and more. Our users enjoy complete peace of mind, without locks or keys, storing valuables underground in a water, fire, and contaminant-proof cylinder, away from prying eyes.

A message from the dirtyman founder

My hands-on experience and collaboration with cutting-edge plumbing and plastics experts, contractors, manufacturers, and stakeholders contributed to the development of a renowned water storage system brand. Likewise, it has enabled our dedicated team to serve the protection needs of several customer segments. Like who? Watch, jewelry, and rare coin collectors, entrepreneurs storing data-driven records, sporting families seeking extra safety, baby boomers storing legacy assets, and younger generations who demand climate-friendly materials in their purchases. After fifteen product-abuse trials and six prototypes, we've delivered a patented asset concealment solution that covers all these bases—the DirtyMan value proposition. We thrive on finding better ways to engage customers with improved materials and innovations because we're unafraid of change. Indeed, we embrace new challenges while never taking shortcuts to create personalized solutions that meet or exceed best industry practices. The DirtyMan brand is a testament to our team's flexibility, adaptability, and resilience.


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  • Durable - "Heavy duty, sturdy, solid, rugged, waterproof, fireproof, metal detector-resistant."
  • Advanced - "Well-designed, innovative, effortlessly retrievable, well thought-out."
  • Practical - "Secure, discreet, undetectable, easy to use, reliable."
  • User-friendly - "Straightforward setup, no specialized tools needed, no expertise, no locks and keys, easily removed, easily cleaned, easily reinstalled, minimal maintenance, simple construction, no friction."
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