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Read how an idea transitioned into a patented safekeeping system for unsurpassed portable assets safekeeping.

Thousands of customers tell the DirtyMan story best.

The 6 DirtyMan feature categories our users find most compelling.

What you see below is a fraction of thousands of reviews reiterating similar emotions and positive expressions about DirtyMan solutions, seamlessly erasing the most sticky problems attached to protecting your most valuable possessions!

1. Construction and simplicity

★★★★★

"I like how its made. It's very heavy duty, and you get ball bearings, you get like looks like a coin protector so they definitely went out of their way. And I enjoy the, I think this product should last forever. I don't see it going bad!"

Buff B.

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"This is a 2 piece item. I got the medium. I now wish I would have gotten the small. Why? I like the size of the inner piece where you place the actual items. The outter piece is quite big, I didn't expect that. It will require a bigger hole in the ground. Other than that, as advertised, good quality, sturdy, well made."

Elaine

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"Solid design and functionality, ease to use."

Kenan G.

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"Good product and service."

Trish M.

Verified Customer

2. Instructions, Responsiveness, and customer support

★★★★★

"Good service 👍 Fast responses if something goes sideways."

Linas M.

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"Does what is say on the tin, great quality, fast delivery. Highly recommend for peace of mind."

Phil B.

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"Great prodcut. Exactly what I thought it would be - with easy to follow instructions."

Dennis E.

Verified Customer

3. Capacity and Affordability

★★★★★

"Good but wish I bought Extra Large. Managed to fit 4 oz Gold Britannia's and 75 Ounces of Silver Britannia's in the Large Safe."

John R.

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"Pleased with my purchase of the Medium DirtyMan Safe. It was larger than I expected which was a good thing. Well thought out to include everything you need except a shovel. Thanks....."

JD

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"Very affordable way to safeguard small items such as precious metals. I'm pleased I bought one."

David B.

Verified Customer

4. Concealment and storage protection

★★★★★

"This concept is great to secure personal property. The concept is great protecting valuables from multiple exposures. I am glad I found this solution."

Steve M.

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"This is the ultimate storage choice. Keep your hard asset close but out of reach of flames or robbers. It's a no brainer."

Edward A.

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"Clearly a lot of work was put into this product to make sure any valuables are stored safely and protected by the elements. If one uses this smartly, then it's the most secure way to safely secure valuables in our current Clown World."

David B.

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"The Dirty Man Safe has given me the reassurance that even in the worst-case scenarios, our documents are protected underground. It's a smart investment for anyone who prioritizes preparedness."

Rachel D.

Verified Customer

5. Meeting Customers' Expectations

★★★★★

"The product was exactly what was advertised and what I expected. I will be looking forward to using it soon. I would rate it 5 stars."

David K.

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"Impressed. Wasn't sure about his, but glad I got one (may need to get another one). priority items went in and now I'm thinking a second one might be a good idea."

Edward A.

Verified Customer

6. All-Round Satisfaction and Peace of Mind

★★★★★

"This is my SECOND Dirty Man Safe! I finally planted my first one a few weeks ago and decided let's get another one! It is very easy to "plant" and seal the DMS gives me piece of mind. In both cases I took advantage of an extra discount which is great. Keep up the good work in "Dirty Man World!" I will be back!"

Kevin W.

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"Great peace of mind!"

Wayne T.

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"Indeed this product is a game-changer for anyone who values both safety and accessibility."

Jennifer K.

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"Great Safe, Great Service. Thanks, Y'all."

Joseph M.

Verified Customer

★★★★★

"Outstanding concept, quality product, easy to install, totally hidden, customer service friendly."

Philip C.

Verified Customer

Even the few reviews under 5 stars favor the DirtyMan Safe

★★★★☆

"Well built safe! This safe is built of durable materials. I will not be concerned about the safety of my "stash". I do think a bottom cap with drainage could be designed to try to keep as much dirty and mud off the safe as possilbe. This is a great way to safeguard your valuables that thieves would not be able to find in your home. I highly support this product. Thank you."

Victoria H.

Verified Customer

★★★★☆

"I like have something that is mall well built and safe from metal detectors! it it solid and well made. never need to worry about water or other hazards damaging your contents! my only issue is sending such both a large exterior pipe and ca p makes much more unnecessary digging when hiding this size safe!"

Mark R.

Verified Customer

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