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While our FAQs cover most mainstream queries our customers pose every day, there are times when unique issues arise. Call or email us today at info@dirtymansafe.com or (844) 347-8930 if you don't find the answers here.


Frequently asked questions

Do I need any tools?

Yes, you will need a few basic tools: a shovel (post hole digger works best), measuring tape, and a pen.

How much digging is required?

We recommend placing the safe so that the top of the sleeve cap is 6"-12" below the ground's surface. Since the safe sleeve and cap are 17.5" long, we suggest a 23.5 " to 29.5" deep hole will do nicely. In other words, a hole that's vertical two-and-a-half feet (maximum) or two feet (minimum) will work fine.

Is there a weight max for the safes?

The safe construction from the most resilient ABS plastics and stainless steel can hold significant weight. However, that’s not the point. We recommend only putting in as much weight as you can lift out - maximum 25 lbs.

Will a metal detector locate the Safe?

If this is genuinely a worry to you, the top of the safe should be at least one foot (12”) below the surface, not the low end of our recommended range (6”). Why? Traditional metal detectors reach 6” to 10” below the surface. Irrespective, we provide “salting” metals with our safes that rely on the user scattering these around as directed, a few inches below the surface in the DirtyMan Safes vicinity. By following these instructions, you successfully confuse most criminally guided metal detectors.

 Is the Safe fireproof and waterproof?

The safe before submersion is as vulnerable to fire and water as any high-grade plastic or steel material. The relevant question is this: How vulnerable are DirtyMan containers to these elemental threats underground? Fire cannot corrupt or penetrate the earth on top of, under, or around the safe, making it effectively fireproof once submerged as directed (i.e., between two feet and thirty inches below your garden’s surface). “Wildfire-effects on soil” studies show that earth 2” or more below the surface heats very slowly and remains under 100°C or 212°F. So, at the 6”-12” underground, your assets are safe from a burn threat. Water: The safe mimics today’s underground water ABS plumbing infrastructure. So, as long as you fit it into the prepared hole tightly (leaving no room for movement), it will remain dry and secure.

Who are DirtyMan’s biggest customers?

Technology entrepreneurs safeguarding sensitive data, codes, patent documents, and other confidential material; Collectors of stamps, coins, watches, precious stones; Families storing heirlooms outside of formal trusts such as jewelry; Millennials and Gen Zers who appreciate the affordability and sustainability of Dirtyman’s materials; people from all walks of life who don’t trust traditional safes or who are living off the grid.

How long can I keep these my valuables buried in an underground Dirtyman safe?

Our material resilience standards give your DirtyMan a 50-year lifetime projection. Your vital paper documents, valuables, and computer memory devices are safe and sound in a capsule that combines with the earth to resist water corrosion, evade fire, and confuse electronic detection. The silica packets we provide help to remove most of the moisture from the capsule, keeping your assets in great shape even if undisturbed over a lifetime.

What are the five primary benefits that make DirtyMan stand out over above-ground safes?
  1. Prying eyes can’t detect them.
  2. It’s resistant to fire and water intrusion
  3. There are no locks, no keys, & no professional installation.
  4. The materials are sustainable and environmentally friendly.
  5. They’re relatively affordable compared to traditional safes.

Orders, shipping, and fullfillment

Can you ship to a P.O. Box?

Yes. No problem.

What is your return policy?

DirtyMan Safes comes with an automatic 30-day return period upon receipt of the Safe. Return it within the first thirty days, no questions asked. Please visit our return policy at www.dirtymansafe.com/policies/refund-policy for more details.

What is your warranty policy?

We proudly stand behind our products with a 10-year warranty for manufacturing defects. Please visit our return policy at www.dirtymansafe.com/policies/warranties-policy for more details.

How long will a home delivery take domestically and internationally?

We ship via UPS and USPS domestically and UPS internationally. Domestic orders take 2 to 5 days, and International orders take 4 to 8 days.

Are there any additional fees for international shipments?

Yes. Generally, duties, tariffs, and taxes, if applicable. These are the buyers’ responsibility.

 Do you offer discreet shipping, and do you have other shipping options?

Yes. Our packaging covers the product and defies speculation of the contents. Moreover, we can ship to UPS and FedEx locations that allow “Hold for Pick Up" or a P.O. Box.

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