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Customers rate us 4.9/5 based on 72 reviews.

Why does the Dirtyman brand—Dollar for Dollar—deliver more security value than any other safe?

It checks all the right boxes!

The dirtyman safe

✓ Affordability
✓ Hacker-Proof
✓ 10-year warranty
✓ Amazing capacity
✓ Instantly accessible
✓ Completely fireproof
✓ Undetectable to prying eyes
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✓ 50+ years corrosion-resistant earth-friendly material
✓ Holds and protects your most valuable portable assets
✓ No locks, no keys & no professional installation required
✓ Discreet delivery in a package anyone can handle
✓ Stores between $300,000 and $1,000,000 in one-ounce gold coins
✓ A 5-star sustainability and recycling program
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DirtyMan Safe - How It Works

The DirtyMan Safe (Patented) innovative concept has disrupted the security industry like never before, providing unsurpassed peace of mind to thousands of customers. How? Delivering a sophisticated version of the olden-day pirates’ trusted go-to method for storing their treasure - Underground Burial. For the first time, anyone focused on protecting their most valuable portable assets can affordably access an environmentally friendly underground burial capsule constructed with the finest industrial-grade materials. We’ve selected abuse-tested ABS plastic compounds—rated for endurance of 50 years or more—and components guaranteed to be metal detector-resistant and waterproof. In addition, our recycling and sustainability program ensures that when you no longer need your capsule, it will never harm our planet. Take a moment to review this video to appreciate that receiving, deploying, and enjoying the many DirtyMan privacy benefits is as easy as saying your ABCs!

Who are DirtyMan’s most valued customers?

✓ Physical precious metal, watch, and jewel collectors
✓ Multiple capsule buyers to cover diverse needs
✓ Sporting families storing licensed equipment
✓ Entrepreneurs protecting patents, codes, and data
✓ People who distrust above-ground safe visibility
✓ Anyone living naturally off-the-grid, preserving resources
✓ Baby boomers storing legacy assets outside trusts and wills
✓ customers who want sustainability in their asset security
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Please don’t take our word for it - hear what our customers say about The DirtyMan Safe

We have hundreds like this. See our reviews page for more glowing highlights.

"This smart investment has made our life peaceful. I would definitely recommend this safe to all business owners"

Sarah H.

Customer

"Ever since I got the Dirty Man Safe, I feel much more secure knowing that my important documents and sentimental items are safely tucked away underground. It's peace of mind for me now!"

Mark R.

Customer

"I travel frequently for work and having a secure storage solution for my valuables is essential. The best part about this amazing Safe is that it not only provides the security but also the convenience of easy access whenever I need it."

Alex B.

Customer

"I do get weary of traditional safes, knowing that they could easily become targets for thieves but this Safe offers a discreet alternative that keeps my valuables hidden and secure. It is definitely a great product."

Emily T.

Customer

"The Dirty Man Safe has given me the reassurance that even in the worst-case scenarios, our documents are protected underground. It's a smart investment for anyone who prioritizes preparedness."

Rachel D.

Customer

"Indeed, this product is a game-changer for anyone who values both safety and accessibility"

Jennifer K.

Customer

"Very Satisfied! Have already recommended dirtymansafe to serveral friends. Well done dirtymansafe!"

Cynthia P.

Customer

"Arrived quickly, good design, very solid, comes with everything you need. I am happy with it"

Kenneth D.

Customer

"Excellent product! Well constructed. Looking forward to putting it to use shortly for safe storage of bullion. Thank you."

Elizabeth M.

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How to Self-Custody Your Bitcoin Wallet and Seed Phrase: A Step-by-Step Guide
Bitcoin / burial / crypto / fire safe safe / underground

How to Self-Custody Your Bitcoin Wallet and Seed Phrase: A Step-by-Step Guide
This guide walks you through how to safely self-custody your Bitcoin wallet and seed phrase, emphasizing the importance of protecting your private keys from theft, hacking, and natural disasters. Key steps include choosing the right wallet (hardware wallets recommended), securely backing up your seed phrase (engraving it on a metal plate or writing it down and storing it in fireproof, waterproof containers), and physically securing your wallet and seed phrase. Advanced methods like burying your seed phrase or wallet underground in a secure, undisclosed location are also covered. Finally, redundancy strategies, such as multiple backup locations and periodic inspections, are essential for ensuring long-term security.

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How to Safely Self-Custody Crypto: The Ultimate Guide to Burying Your Seed Phrase or Wallet Underground
Bitcoin / crypto

How to Safely Self-Custody Crypto: The Ultimate Guide to Burying Your Seed Phrase or Wallet Underground
In the world of cryptocurrency, self-custody is essential for ensuring the safety and privacy of your assets. Unlike traditional banking systems, cryptocurrency requires you to be your own bank, meaning you are responsible for securing your private keys or seed phrases. One intriguing and highly secure method is to bury your seed phrase or physical wallet underground, safeguarding it from theft, fire, and digital hacks. In this post, we'll cover the steps to safely self-custody your crypto and why burying your wallet or seed phrase underground could be the ultimate protection.

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10 Essential Features of a Fire Safe Safe: Highlighting the Benefits of an Underground Burial Safe
burial / fire safe safe / underground

10 Essential Features of a Fire Safe Safe: Highlighting the Benefits of an Underground Burial Safe
A fire safe safe is crucial for protecting valuables, and an underground burial safe provides additional benefits. Key features include fire-resistant construction and heat shielding, with the earth acting as a natural barrier against high temperatures and smoke. These safes also offer water-resistant sealing, ideal for protection during firefighting efforts or floods. The concealed location enhances security by reducing theft risks, while durability ensures long-term protection. They are impact-resistant, shielded from structural collapse, and protected from pests and environmental damage. With these advantages, underground burial safes offer superior fire, water, and theft protection, making them an excellent choice for securing important items.

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Frequently asked questions

Our customers want answers to searching questions.

We love it when you engage. Here are two examples:

1. What are the three primary benefits that make DirtyMan stand out compared to above-ground safes?

  • It’s undetectable to prying eyes
  • No locks, no keys & no professional installation required
  • It’s constructed from 50-year corrosion-resistant earth-friendly material

2. How secure are my vital paper documents, valuables, and computer memory devices if I leave them in place for an extended period?

  • Dirty Man is entirely waterproof, fireproof, and electronically undetectable. The silica packets we provide help to remove most of the moisture from the capsule. Good-quality paper, minerals, and metals stored in the under-the-ground conditions we recommend in our instructions should remain in great shape even if undisturbed over a lifetime.
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